"Heaven on earth" - Sunset photo from my favourite beach bar in Malaga
"Life is short - so we have to grab it by the scruff of the neck and shake it 'till we get what we want from it" - annon.
This is going to become a fully functioning website very soon - I'm just messing around with it at the moment .... If I get enough time - then I'll actually finish it one day!
Two Aerials meet on a roof, fall in love & get married - The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant!
Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
So I went to the dentist. He said 'Say Aaah.' I said 'Why?' He said 'My dog's died.'
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
And finally, Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom!